joestanley:

“Is it worse to imagine a world without pizza or one in which Obama gets a second term? It’s worse to imagine a world with Obama getting a second term than it is to imagine a world without pizza. Because with Obama in a second term, there will be no pizza. For anyone.”

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Herman Cain in an interview with Time magazine

(Gawker)

Herman Cain wouldn’t know a real pizza even if it travelled from Italy in a boat to his house, rang his doorbell and sang him O’Sole mio.